My dog over relaxed

Trying to relax myself to calm my stomach and headache while sitting on the couch. I’m wrapped up in a blanket (that matches my loungewear perfectly). Evian, our pug, is laying alongside my left leg relaxing as well. Sadly, she got a little too relaxed and just farted on me.

I sadly can’t seem to relax near as much as my dog. Time for yet another cup of tea.